ego-bending
1. an insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb -sses.
2. an action or statement that utterly embarr-sses the doer or sayer.
1. prometheus: you are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!
bob: touche! that was ego-bending…
2. in biology: “masticate?! are you serious?! hahaha!”
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