Ego Bite
a form of pain upon a girl, caused by a guy who has a low pain tolerance. therefore, in order to feel manlier, enforces pain causing a slight ego boost.
boy: “i have a hangnail and it hurts a lot.”
girl: “stop whining you big baby.”
boy “nomnomnom”
girl: “owwww that f—ing hurt!”
boy: “what? all i did was ego bite you!”
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