when an ego is so low, you could fill it up with water and sail a boat through it.
amber- see that boy over there?
amber- he has the depest ego ocean i’ve ever seen.
peter- oh, you mean like chad?
amber- yeah. like chad.
- Making sticky keys
when you look at p-rn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch. “my palms keep getting stuck to the sp-cebar. chuck must have been making sticky keys last night.”
a term originally derived from a member of a community board who had the tentancy of saying “i’ve seen whatever”. almwirt has now replaced the need to say “i’ve seen that” or “seen it before”. other forms include: almwort, almworted. member 1: link member 2: almwirt. 1 more definition a term originally derived from a […]
- Oh My Goddess
almost like the original “oh my god” but not used to express disappointment and shock. it’s rather used in a quite lame attempt to try and charm a lady that has made an stunning entrance. “oh my g-ddess.. #whistle.. ” “oh my goddess what an -ss!” 2 more definitions instead of using g-ds name, you […]
- el rancho de asshole
preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the -n-s, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure. lil chris:”girl, you heading up to the grocery today?” chaquita:”yeah, why, you need somethin?” lil chris:”yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de -sshole, that ky jelly just don’t work well with those veggies.”
baconchovie (bay-cun-cho-vee) baconchovie is is a cross between bacon and an anchovy, normally used as a pizza topping. baconchovie: half pig, half fish. hunted and gathered during ancient times, is considered a delicacy among royalty. normally hunted by horseback, but during modern times the hunting of this rare entree has evolved. baconchovie is now hunted […]