Egomaniac
a person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.
dictionaries of the future will define “egomaniac” with a photograph of george w. bush in a flight suit.
1)a self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed m-sses they see us as
2.) someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)
3.) someone who posts definitions of their name because they think people care who they are.
4.) the french.
(unless their country is getting its -ss kicked by some invading foreign army then they beg on hands and knees)
5.) us magistrate judges i don’t know if you ever seen one in court but the b-st-rds think they’re god (especially when they presiding in mediocre unknown little hic-towns or suburbs)
when in rome do as the romans do, when a celebrity be egomaniacal. (never to be confused with ec-menical)
to have a m-ssive ego bigger than any other.
tris 1: i am the greatest person that was ever born, greatest person that will ever be born and s-xy and funny in between lessons while having a greatness break from being so great.
ego maniac
tris 2: (bows) we are not worthy.
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