a fan-made version of canon often consisting of personal perception of a film or other art form. most notable for its faithfulness to weak story devices. see also “fanon.”
“the writer’s story seemed to be fueled by this writer’s preference to egonon, instead of the source material’s canon.”
- redneck intermediary
a person who acts as a go-between when non-rednecks need to interface with rednecks. a redneck intermediary is often sought for car repair for example. dude, you don’t want to spend $2000 to have your transmission fixed. find a redneck intermediary and he’ll hook you up.
the quick, half-hearted cleaning of a person or a room that serves as a temporary, appearance-only fix. this is usually employed to impress someone or evade punishment, and is most effective when no one bothers to inspect the object of the bs-over very closely. benny realized that jill would be over any minute for their […]
- Douche Pounder with Cheese
when you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you’ll need something extra. douche’s always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a douche pounder! “the buzz is a complete douche pounder with cheese!”
a past tense of drink i haven’t drinken anything since yesterday morning.
very hot she is very very very emmy emmy: the most amazing person i will ever know, she is smart beautiful and has nice b–bies and im sure her giney is great too, if only i culd have it sooner than i will 🙁 i love you emmy jon,”if i could have one thing in […]