egopera
when a dumb c-nt is sitting around on skype singing his heart out and even though it doesn’t seem like anyone is there, the kid pathetically keeps f-cking singing to no one in order to make himself feel better.
ego sang an egopera last nite. i think he was singing thunderstruck, but i can’t say for sure because i wasn’t f-cking there rofl.
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