Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party
finishing up after s-x and suddenly realizing you pulled out without the condom.
then followed by ‘the drycleaner’ (see def.)
“man, i must’ve had really bad drunken s-x with that chick last night. i even forgeting your jacket at the party.
…had to use the ol’ ‘drycleaner’ to fish it out!
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