Egosizemic


an ironic form of egoism experienced when an earthquake or seismic wave hits in the area that you have just left; having a larger ego because a seismic wave has just hit your hometown and you feel it is because you left. first used by link neal and rhett mcclaughlin on “good mythithical morning.”
i think link has a bit of an egosizemic way of thinking. we just moved to las angelas and our hometown was h-t with an earthquake. he thinks it is because we left.

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