Egotesticle
the belif the whole world is sentered around one’s t-st-cl-s. similar to egotistical except refering to the t-st-cl-s.
john is such and egot-st-cl-, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his b-lls
1. when an ego metastasizes and move into a t-st-cl-. usually, the normal t-st-cl- recesses to feed the larger growth. frequently it results in a bicycle race through france, 7 of them.
dude that guy has only one t-st-cl-!
yeah bit its f-en huge!
his egot-st-cl- helps keep his center of gravity low.
being comfortable with the size of your genitalia
john: aren’t you worried about her judging you? she’s been with a lot of black guys…
lucas: nah man, i’m pretty egot-st-cl-
adjective:
1. pertaining to or characterized by egotesticlism
2. given to talking about oneself from the perspective of one’s t-st-cl-s
3. indifferent to the well-being of others t-st-cl-s
usage:
used primarily as an insult to someone’s att-tude or personality
“man, i swear you are so egot-st-cl- sometimes, all you think about… rather with, are your egot-st-cl-s.”
when guys are especially c-cky about their junk.
steve: dude! i’m huge!
bob: quit being so egot-st-cl-!
term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.
that candidate is so egot-st-cl- he thinks we’ll actually believe he was hiking the appalachian trail last weekend.
1) when a person believes they have a giant d-ck and will bring this topic up as much as possible.
2) a guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
“jesus matt, stop being so egot-st-cl-!”
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