Egyptian Doormat


the semi s-xual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.
elliot: i totally gave this b-tch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
david: really?
elliot: yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.

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