egyptian googles
a more aggresive version of the egyptian goggles.
a male egaculates his load all over the -ss of another male, then punches the -sshole of the male until sh-t falls out. then the puncher dips his genitals in the sh-t c-m mixture and procedes to violently smash his b-lls into the eye sockets of the unsuspecting male. thus causing the other male to -j-c-l-t-.
derek thought that jeremy was a gential giant but was in for a bone crushing suprise when jeremy gave him the egyptian googles.
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