egyptian two-step
a phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. the egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. the male is totally clueless that this is occurring.
did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? no? have him do the egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.
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