eHooker


somone who uses s-xual innuendo to get what they want
usualy girls looking for power and or free stuff from unsuspecting h-rny people on chat programs and games
sarah is a total ehooker she got admin for no reason.
someone, male or female, who uses time at work to write e-mails, be on im, and/or check facebook, mysp-ce, etc., thereby getting paid to engage in such non-work-related online activity.
guy 1: “b only sends emails and ims me between the hours of 8am and 5pm, monday through friday. what’s up with that?”

guy 2: “maybe she just prefers to get paid to do those things…sounds like she’s an e-hooker.”

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