Eight Inch Evan


an american teenager with a claimed p-n-s size to be “7 maybe 8 inches” quoted by his ex-girlfriend
kathy- “i can’t even walk because im so soar”
debbie- “rough night?”

kathy- “yep went home with eight inch evan”

debbie- “oh i hear ya, ripped my vag last week”

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