eight minutes
an acceptable time frame for a guy to jerk off quickly, without it being too over quick. -if start to finish a guy c-ms in under 8 minutes, he should never make mention of it, as it would be an embarr-ssing insult.
guy1: how long did that virus scan take?
guy2: no longer than eight minutes
guy1: augghh
guy2: lol
to do something extraordinarily fast or in a noticeably smaller time frame than than the length of time it usually takes.
originally came from a story where two girls were going to be late for school. they lived about twenty minutes away, but drove so fast, they got to school in eight minutes.
can be used with the word “under” to add additional speed to the action. this has a similar effect to over 9000, but should not be confused with it.
girl: awh man, we’re gonna be late for cl-ss…
boy: eight minutes! we can do this!
wow! she totally finished that statistics test in under eight minutes!
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