Longbooking


‘longbooking’ is what happens when a facebook status is too long and contains too much information.

if your status includes the words ‘see more’ at the bottom, you’ve just become guilty of ‘longbooking’.
an example of ‘longbooking’ in action:

penny freeny i really think i need to take a break from facebook for a while. there’s just too much drama happening in here. why do people have to be so full of drama? i’m soooooooo over all of it. if i have to hear one more time about how much of a…

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