Eight Second Rodeo
~noun; a term used when an individual purposefully finds a s-xual partner whom he/or she doesn’t know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, “i forgot to tell you, i have aids” the object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being “bucked” off.
“i met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the eight second rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard i flew back at least two feet… i didn’t even make it two seconds, man.”
first guy, “dude, i’m in trouble. i hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had aids while we were having s-xual intercourse and then wouldn’t get off of me.”
second guy, “you’re okay man, she just gave you the eight second rodeo.”
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