Eigo Bandit
a j-panese girl (or even a guy) that uses native english speakers for free english lessons.
eigo bandits have no interest in their conversation partner treating them as pets to show off and make pay for dates & coffee that they invite themselves to.
eigo bandits only want to speak in english because they do not care for you to learn j-panese.
at the international party there were tons of eigo bandits. they kept coming to talk with me but none wanted to be friends.
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