Flying J

a girl lays on her back at the foot of the bed with her legs spread and her feet behind her head. a naked guy with a b-n-r leaps off the bed and tries to land it in her v-g-n-.
i almost broke my d-ck last night giving some b-tch the flying j.
something one does to make money at truckstops.
“i gave that guy a flying j for 5 nickels and a kool-aid packet.”
a person that is extremely addicted to socom ii online. he has already surp-ssed two-hundred playing hours and he is a rank-up wh-r-.
“if someone threatened to take away my socom i would take it in the -ss.”
masturbating in an airplane
“so, i’m not a member of the mile high club, but i am a flying j member.”
after having s-x, you jump off the bed and c-ck slap the girl in the face.
man, i gave her the flying j when she got out of the bed!
the “flying j” is a fairly difficult and athletic s-xual manuever akin to such greats as the “houdini”, the “bucking bronco,” or the “donkey punch.” it requires very specific circ-mstances and great precision. however, the satisfaction that comes with a perfect execution is that much greater.

– you’re shooting hoops in the driveway or the local court.
– your girlfriend or some unsuspecting hottie is standing under the basketball net, watching you school chumps all day.
– you take a water break and get some quick nookie from the hoochie under the net–enough to get a mean hard on.
– then you swiftly run back to the foul line, turn around and start gaining momentum for a monster jam. – while running towards the hoop, dribble with one hand and unzip your fly with the other (pull down your waist band if you’re wearing mesh shorts).
– jump as high as you can, slam dunk dat sh-t yo, and land your floppy n-ts-ck directly in her mouth. (it should be gaping wide open in awe of your mad balling skillz and m-ssive erection).
– congratulations. you have just executed a perfect “flying j”. as the ball goes in the hoop, your b-lls go in her mouth.
– for bonus points, go for a “flying j with a full landing” (hang onto the rim while she finishes you off).
– for style points, go for a “bill russel trombone” (reverse slam it and have her give you a “rusty trombone” upon dunking)
after shooting hoops with jenna jameson, i decided this was my best shot at executing a perfect flying j.