very argumentative, a b-tt nugget, terrible at video games, basically a vegan but won’t admit it.
i thought he was cute, but when he ordered a salad i knew he was a total eilam.
against popularity of serial killers the anti-serial-killer-ism protected raw youth.
- iron closet
it usually means: a h-m-s-xual that will never admit that he/she is h-m-s-xual angel has an iron closet, they’ll never tell anyone they’re h-m-s-xual
- Russian Love Match
doctor: “i’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” patient: “what do you mean, 10? 10 what? months? weeks?!” doctor: “nine.” you are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at russian love match!
a person who is wanting to be seen as something higher than those watching him think that holy tramanious hypocryte gets under my skin
nearness in sp-ce, time, or relationship to t-tties “dude, last night, my hand was totally in proximit-tty to her sweet rockin’ t-ts!” “nice brah’