eilf
elf i’d like to f-ck.
man…that ernie keebler is one hot eilf.
an ex i’d like to f-ck
man look at my eilf she is smoking ,yeah i bet you sure would like to give her a hard f-cking again.
eyeball i’d like to f-ck
guy: “you have two great eilfs there”
girl: “what? ahhh!!! me ojo!”
acronym meaning ewok id like to f-ck
guy 1: dam that’s one hot ewok
guy 2: dude that’s a eilf
emo i’d like to f-ck
florian: dayum, alissa white-gluz is one h-llofa fine emo.
megan: one might say she’s an eilf…
florian: yes, one might if they were as brilliant and clever as you. you know what you are megan? a megan i’d like to f-ck, no the megan i’d like to f-ck.
eilf – emo i like to f-ck
d-mn i would eilf her.
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