einstein’s theory of relative titty


the more closely related to you a female is, the larger her br–sts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. as it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one’s sister, said sister’s br–sts would need to be the size of basketb-lls in order to tempt one into doing so. however, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent br–sts, but one would have no qualms about sh-gging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her v-g-n-).
‘dude, einstein’s theory of relative t-tty is definitely factual as no sooner had mum had her double d b–b job, then i was on top of her sending my p-n-s back from whenst it came (her v-g-n-). then i came.’

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