Einstiens Mustache


when you c-m on a girls upper lip while she is sleeping and then stick white cat/dog hair in it so she wakes up with a mustache and solves the “theory of relativity”
i thought she was just italian, then i realized someone gave her an einstiens mustache after the frat party last night

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