EJ

it stands for expert jew. enough said.
scott: did you see those ej’s at the mall
paully: yeah, they wore gl-sses, had a beard and a yamaca too!
scott: that’s whats up! i’m a straight up ej myself
a big hunk of man meat. any girl wudnt mind gargling him marbles. and no female cud p-ss up waxin his crank shaft. was born with a huge p-n-s that cud satisfy a whale. adorable, cute and s-xy. there he is in three words.
normal convo at a party: “hey whered all the girls go?” “the must be with ej the handsome stud”

typical praise:”oh i love ej, with his perfectly toned body, his chiseled six pack and those ripping muscles are so big!!
a rad kid from a not so rad town. he likes to overuse the word rad. he is sometimes referred to as edge, eyge, e and other random stuff
ej : wow thats rad
people: you suck and use rad too much!
the act of sh-tting in your boyfriend/girlfriend’s sink (or floor, maybe bed, but most often in the sink)
guy # 1: my girlfriend gave me an e.j. last night.
guy # 2: is that like a bl-wj-b?
guy # 1: no, she came to my house, shat in my sink, then ran down the hallway screaming like a mentally challenged kid. it was f-cking s-xy.
to fist a girl
me and my girlfriend caught my father attempting to ej my mother
the cousin of allen garcia.
e.j. is allen’s cousin.
a rad dude who i met at a defiance, ohio show and is way cool. he booked erik petersen. that automatically makes him the best ever.
“ej kicks -ss”
“agreed!”

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