ejack


a slang for idiot, silly
there were some ejacks that tried to run me over
a man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only s-xual activity is pleasuring himself to internet p-rn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, “e-jack.”
bob is so inexperienced and h-rny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. he needs to get a life!
term used to generalise internet masturbators. i.e: people who talk a lot of sh-t in internet channels and games.

an offensive slang to outcast and degrade people.
look at those dopey ejacks! tuggin’ on the pickle and spamming sh-t!
an abbreviation of the word -j-c-l-t–n
my cat is in heat. i pet her, and she got so excited she ejacked all over my wrist.
short for ejacualtion
a funny name to call someone with the intials ej.
hey e jack come make me a sandwhich.
the short form of -j-c-l-t–n
i e-jacked on my dog.

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