ejaction distraction
an imaginary object used to distract the man during s-x in order to delay -j-c-l-t–n for however long he wants. demands concentration and practice.
henry: so did you get laid last night?
arnold: yeah… i came too fast.
henry: did you employ an ejaction distraction?
arnold: no…
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