Ejactulection
an election where both sides spew out a bunch of bullsh-t promises or policies that won’t come true after inauguration, just so they can score votes from the gullible, stupid majority of the human race.
tv anchor: well, you heard it there folks, he will lower taxes, provide ultimate shelter for the homeless, wax your car, mow your lawn and paint your house if you vote for him.
dan: wow, this guy’s great! i’m voting for him!
me: f-cking ejactulections…
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