Ejacularum Prematurae


little known ‘spell’ from the harry potter universe used by professor dumbledore to amuse himself.
dumbledore: why severus, what is the trouble?

snape: headmaster, i am again having unclean thoughts regarding the student hermione.

dumbledore (shouting and pointing his wand): ejacularum prematurae!

snape: oh. great. thanks.

dumbledore: severus, there are some kleenex in the washroom.

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