Ejaculate Consumption Theory
the theory that consuming -j-c-l-t- from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving bl-w j-bs before tests. this theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.
the deviant gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a bl-w j-b before her test, she would get a higher score. i can’t believe she fell for the -j-c-l-t- consumption theory.
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