ejaculatory inevitability
the point during s-xual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to c-m (-j-c-l-t-) no matter what he does to stop it. usually at this point s-m-n has already entered the base of the shaft of the p-n-s, so the male cannot stop the -j-c-l-t–n process no matter how hard he tries.
grunting and groaning and kegeling didn’t help he had c-m up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.
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the point during s-xual intercourse at which the male -j-c-l-t–n is imminent. the only course of action left to the man is where to deposit his manseed.
“i was railing anna last night when she mentioned battlestar galactica. i immediately reached ejaculatory inevitability and blew my dewshot in her face.”
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