ejaculoid
when you want to give your girlfriend a nasty surprise, you take the supplement ejaculoid which increases a man’s volume of s-m-n by 600% without telling her so the next time she blows you, she gets more than she bargained for.
last night, i ejaculoided my hoe and she d-mn near drowned.
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