Keyboardian


1. the language that is produced when a person randomly jumbles letters on the keyboard when there is no understandable thoughts going through ones head.

2. the language one writes when they are temporarily possessed by satan himself at the computer.

3. the angry thrashing of keys while suffering form writers block.

4. misspelling going horrible wrong
asd;lfadifhale;krn;aliafhg;oasd;ldiafah. ahh i see you speak keyboardian.

hwiousdafhfklausdhfmissiispss. you spelt mississippi wrong

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