ejalculates
the art of rubbing the p-n-s and making paint come out of it. little know fact all white paint comes from -j-c-l-t-.
it isn’t used in a sentence soooo ejalculates
a word created (most likely by teenagers new to the scene) by missppelling the word “-j-c-l-t-s”.
as a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. when you -j-c-l-t- inside of a nun on the table on a thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. a typo error.
as a verb:
guy 1: that mariachi band is really loud outside.
nun 1: a little.
guy 1: oh god, i’m going to– -ejalculates-
guy 1: i spilled my tea everywhere… but that selfie is so going on facebook.
as a noun:
guy 1: i like vajeyenas
guy 2: ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.
#new word #typo #complex
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