ejectile dysfunction
noun
1. a male’s embarr-ssing inability to expel s-m-n during s-xual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. the failure of a cd/dvd player or computer to eject its contents.
1. enrique: how was the s-x with josefina last night man?
quentin: amazing. until i couldn’t c-m. f-cking ejectile dysfunction.
2. anastasia: where is my copy of 10 things i hate about you?
isadora: it’s in my laptop, sorry! it has ejectile dysfunction!
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