El Asso Wipo

the wrestler who will break your back like so!
“anyone who makes fun of el -sso wipo had best be ready to have their back broken like so! with my knee!”
a returning character from the comedy show, madtv. the notorious argentinian wrestler – self-named “el -sso wipo” – was infamous for demonstrating how he would break people’s backs, “like so! with my knee!”
“of course not. el -sso wipo would not break the back of a baby or the holy back of a priest. but … anybody else who steps in to the ring with me had better be in desperate need of having his back broken for that is what lies in wait for him! grown men will weep. beautiful women will dance naked at my feet! el -sso wipo will marry cindy crawford and barbeque hamburgers with president bill clinton. little american children will buy an -sso wipo action figure and stay up late on school nights to watch el -sso wipo interview tom hanks on el -sso wipo show! all this will come to p-ss or this country will be a wasteland of broken back invalids!”
– el -sso wipo, interviewing for the wwf
a poor attempt to translate “you -ss wipe”. (correctly: usted trapo del asno – or you could use “cula” inplace of asno and it would mean a donkey -ss)
you el -sso wipo.