El Bago


1. a cartoon mexican midget with an oversized sombrero whose sole mission in life is to punch people in the groin when least expected.

2. a game of the same name in which one player punches another in the groin unexpectedly, then saying, “el bago.” in a fake mexican accent. players can wait days before striking.
1. el bago punched mr. clifton in the b-lls. everybody laughed, except mr. clifton.

2. ryan hit devin in the b-lls in the lineup in the cafeteria, exlaiming, “el bago!” devin got him back on the bus.

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