el bandito
when a girl is giving you oral s-x, you beat the f-ck out of her, and steal her pet kitty and run away.
molly: this guy el bandito’d me last night and took m-ffins. 🙁
when f-cking a girl doggy style right before you finish you put your d-ck in her -ss and yell, “el bandito!”
my girl is mad cuz i el bandito’d her last night.
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