El bees
n. from the abbreviation “lb.” (latin for libra), meaning “pounds” when pr-nouncing the individual letters, l and b. used primarily in conversation of human weight.
“hey man, i don’t think i’m gonna go to the beach with you today. i need to drop some el bees first.”
ancient queen of mercia
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