el centro
filled with dumb beaners that barely graduate high school and end up going to a sh-tty community college called imperial valley college. girls get pregnant by the age of 15 and boys get unintelligible tattoos at the age of 15. cholos who all wear the same clothes think they’re “the sh-t”. they’re mostly illegal and probably will end up nowhere in life. it is hot as f-ck and it almost never rains.
jesus : mama, its actually raining in el centro !
mexican mom : hurry, get the buckets! we don’t want free water going to waste!
the single worst place in the united states, located in southern california right next to the mexican border. completely dominated by mexicans, hookers, drug dealers and hobos. drug infested, extremely hot and extremely unemployed.
guy 1 : wanna go to el centro?
guy 2 : are u f-cking crasy!!??
the worst f-cking place to live in california.
full of mexicans and girls who are sl-ts, also known to have m-ssive amount of pregnant teens throughout the city.
jose: i hate my life in this heat!
sl-t: hey jose you wanna have s-x?
jose: ya sure lets have a baby at age 17 in el centro!
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