Facebook Hashtags
the leech of society. because facebook doesn’t have a word limit, so you can hashtag abuse in your facebook novel and lose all respect from your friends.
your facebook hashtags. i hate them.
goodness, i don’t even know. i suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. however, you’ll still see wh-r-s putting hashtags on f-cking everything.
a hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. it can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn’t have to relate to your post at all. so, if you’ve come to find what a hashtag is, don’t even bother. just hashtag your sh-t like this, but on facebook it’s not going to do a thing.
duckface photo with beverage in hand
so here i am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisb-tchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!
a facebook hashtag is seemingly pointless as a hashtag used on facebook doesn’t fulfill the typical function of the metadata tag. in all reality, it is a delightful little tool that is used to annoy and troll the m-sses– most commonly those of the stanley kin.
(facebook hashtag)
#eatingasammich
“you’re still using hashtags on facebook???! rage!!!!!!!1!!one!” -d. stanley
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