El Chapo
joaquín archivaldo guzmán loera, born either 25 december 1954 or 4 april 1957 is a mexican drug lord who heads the sinaloa cartel, a criminal organization named after the mexican pacific coast state of sinaloa where it was formed. known as “el chapo guzmán” for his 5 ft 6 in stature, he became mexico’s top drug kingpin in 2003 after the arrest of his rival osiel cárdenas of the gulf cartel, and is considered the “most powerful drug trafficker in the world” by the united states department of the treasury.
guy: “hey have you heard that el chapo escaped prison again for the second time now?”
dude: “yea! he’s the worlds best drug lord, he’s my idol!”
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