El Dou


the name for a person who has been infected with the “dee” gene. the dee gene causes a rare form of mental r-t-rdation simply known as dee. because of its hereditary nature, whole families (known as los dees/dous) have been known to carry this gene. besides being hereditary, it has been proven that habitual exposure to people carrying the gene can lead to infection. el dou, also, can be used as an interchanable synonym for complete and utter r-t-rdation.
seth was being inch-r-nt, saying things that bordered on non-sensical and r-t-rded, so jones screamed “el dou”

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