El Guapo
1. the nemesis to the three amigos, in the three amigos movie starring martin short. he throws a pinata party in mexico and eventually gets his plans foiled.
2. the mexican equivalent to john stamos.
i believe everyone has their own el guapo.
noun and verb
1. an obstacle or problem that can be solved in a humorous way
2. to solve an obstacle or problem in a comical matter
-word derives from the movie the three amigos in which steve martin gives a speach saying ‘we all have an el guapo’ who was the villian in the movie, but the word over time has come into usage for not a serious problem but a funny one-
he’s in a little el guapo because he has three dates for the same day
a modified self inflicted “dirty sanchez” involving auto erotic asphyxiation using a belt hanging from the ceiling and wearing a sombrero.
i got bored last night and gave myself an el guapo.
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