El Heffe Hamberger


a manufacturing engineer of german, or hebrew desent.
always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.unusually lazy and careless.
very commonly has an inferiority complex.
becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.
dave :yo,i played with my nutz in the sh-t house for two hours while we were running a new xerox proto.
marcus: dude don’t be a f-ckin el heffe!

Read Also:

  • Flamin Chok

    this is when a teenager to adult male eats no less then medium size bg of flamin cheetos and then repeatingly m-st-rb-t-s (jacks off) with the hand he used to eat the spicy food, this then creats a flaming cheeto c-ck or flaming chok. this has been known to create a more pleasureably masturbation. a […]

  • Going Dumbo

    to trip on acid or mushrooms. verb: going “dumb” via shrooms or acid reference: the scene during the walt disney movie “dumbo”… you know what i’m talking about. dude, you wanna go dumbo? yo whitney, those guys at the phish were going dumbo!

  • Queendom

    a queendom is like a kingdom, but when a queen’s in charge. duh. and yes, i realize that the male pr-noun is the neutral pr-noun for all “mankind” (notice the male pr-noun?) but other languages don’t do it that way, so i don’t see why we have to. i’m not all female-revolution cr-p… just havin’ […]

  • Flaming Octopus

    an overweight natural red headed person(or ginger) that gorges themselves with food, chewing with there mouth open while food particles and spit flies everywere dude, i’m not eating my lunch or sitting anywhere near that flaming octopus

  • dahdee

    a: used when one is describing the good-looking nature of a fellow h-m-sapien. usually used with regards to women, this may just be the result of our patriachal society. a: d-mn n-gg-r that fortythree-bit hoe is looking dahdee.


Disclaimer: El Heffe Hamberger definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.