el matador defense


a lackl-ster, low-effort form of defense in which the defender simply reaches for the ball and then quickly pulls his hand away — similar to how a matador pulls his cape out of the way of a charging bull — as the offensive player drives by him for an easy shot at the hoop.
kobe keeps running on the paint! i wish lebron james stop playing el matador defense on kobe.

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