El Monko
often found at the nearest bar trying to consume all the vodka or aftershock in the building in various mixes. sometimes found with blood in his vodka and redbull stream
h-llo. can i have a double vodka, archers, blue aftershock, blue caracao(sp?) and lemonade please
can i have three double vodka and redbulls and a purple(1 blue 1 red 1 gl-ss)aftershock please
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a slang term for the fluid excreted during -j-c-l-t–n.
it took her five minutes to lick all the el monko out of his -rs-.
human form often reffered to as tony, monkey, chunk oh and often you hear his name combined with the words f-ck off and stop touching me heaven knows why.
oi monkey f-ck off.
oi stop touching me you perv.
hey its healing up tony your gonna need to sort that out.
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