el paso hotpocket
when a fat chick has the crease between the lower part of her t-ts and the fat roll of her stomach and you f-ck the crease in an effort to find an appropriate entry point.
d-mn i was so drunk last night i didn’t even know i had taken home a fat stripper and gave her the el paso hotpocket!
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