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a crumbling metropolis spread over two countries, actually el paso/juarez, with some of the finest women and hottest food in the country. lots of strip joints, low violent crime rate, very cheap weed, and one angry f-cking cracker named scott durbin who’s tired of motherf-ckers talking sh-t about his home. lick my -sscrack, which is probably all full of sand and cactus cause i’m in el paso. die.
if you don’t wanna be here, please f-cking leave, we don’t want you, and we’re tired of hearing your b-tching.
el paso; a city in texas that is overflowing with f-cking people from juarez who need to stay on theyre own side of theyre godd-mned country and stop taking over ours el paso
a: they cut in front of me in line!
b: oh, look at theyre license plate; theyre from juarez.

example from actual people in el paso
home to many mexican immigrants from juarez,mexico. it’s f-cking hot here 24/7 and well…..it’s kind of boring.
all the teenagers from el paso go to juarez on the weekend to get drunk
what is el paso is an absurd question.

“who is el paso?” is the real question.

we, the people of el paso. el paso is what we make it. don’t give people a reason to trash talk our city by being only the best you can be. ask not what el paso can do for you, but what you can do for el paso. stop being selfish and greedy and think about what legacy you shall leave for your grand city. you can be a traitor or a patriot. the choice is simple if you ask me.

take pride in where you were born even if it’s not perfect. have enough pride to correct its flaws. stop littering, stop throwing gum on the sidewalk, let people over on the freeway, stop smoking, and stop getting drunk every weekend and do something to make our city whole again.

it doesn’t matter if el paso’s problems are “not your fault”. it is your responsibility as a human being to leave the world a better place than you found it. otherwise, you’re nothing but a parasite. you people make me sick. what will you tell your children? that you run from the world’s problems rather than confront them? you are not a patriot…you’re a coward.
el paso is what we decide it will be.
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a city located in west texas, southern new mexico, northern mexico, and the ninth circle of h-ll. it’s primary import is souls which it sucks out of its inhabitants like a 100 square-mile hoover in black hole mode. the only thing el paso has on ground-zero hiroshima is that some of the people speak english but why you would want to try to speak to any of the ugly, half-wit, embarr-ssments to evolution i cannot even begin to fathom. the city is best seen from i-10 at high speed in your rearview mirror.
i was raised in el paso and all i got was this lousy emotional scar tissue.
el paso is a city in the armpit of texas.. which has to tell you something about it right there. there are many terms used to describe el paso.. such as el sh-thole..ect. there isn’t much to do here at all. if you like to shop.. we dont have very good stores. if you like amusment parks, well! we have one of those.. but it sucks.. its called western playland..it has one roller coaster and we are all surprised it hasn’t fallen to the ground.when people move here from other far away places in america, that are actually fun and pretty.. we feel sooo sorry for them! so when someone says im from el paso.. they are from a sh-thole!but just because we are from a sh-thole doesnt mean we dont kick -ss!! because the people down here in el paso, are what make this city livable!
hey guys im new here in town, i came from san diego, california!

you poor thing!! you moved to el sh-thole..i mean el paso!

so what school are you going to?

i go to franklin!

oh well.. franklin is a sh-thole in el sh-thole
a sprawling stain of concrete, dirt, liqour stores, and angry people who yell at you in a language you can’t even understand. the entire city is covered in a reddish-gray haze between the hours of 5 to 8 pm. (then it gets dark). the only place in america with an amus-m-nt park right next to giant, polluting oil refineries that spew toxic water into the drinking water of millions of mexicans who actually drink out of the rio grande.

go there and you’ll understand why the mars volta writes such f-cked-up music.
person 1: “lets go to el paso!”

person 2: “no thanks, i choose life”