el taco
el taco- the most bad-ss of all mexican dishes
el taco es muy bien por las todas personas
1.) a mispr-nunciation of “al quida”
2.) an evil piece of mexican food, often with beef, cheese, sour cream, tomatoes, and lettuce, which is here to destroy us all
1.) “there has been a lot of fear recently of el tac…al quida.”
2.) “oh no! here comes the taco! eat it quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!”
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