El Tuerto
translated loosely from spanish to mean “the one-eyed”, el tuerto is an interesting occurrence in today’s society.
not belonging to a set clique, el tuerto prefers to roam and is a very social creature. it tends to be insightful, and is very sarcastic and pr-ne to vehement invective when attacked.
the phrase is derived from both norse mythology (odin), and the statement “in the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king.”
el tuerto is a renaissance man of sorts, and prefers to have a diverse knowledge of many things, especially strategy, combat, religion, science, psychology, and languages.
he is oft the one who is speaking in complete sentences in chat rooms and in online games.
dude, did you see james’ grades? he’s trying to be el tuerto!
that guy pwned me like el tuerto.
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